Defense Master Pillows

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

"And this all happened in the last week..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Dentist Training School.

"Here's the weak point."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Mission accomplished.

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Stun-gun target practice.

Afghanistan 2001 and 2021

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Defensive EU

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

The Karate Master

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

Syria / Israel.

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'