Military Maestro Pillows

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Home school marching band"

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

The original sundial.

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"You deal with the nitty gritty, I'll handle the overview."

"Any questions?"