Military Maestro Pillows

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"Home school marching band"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

The original sundial.

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"In business it's called "constant contact." In society it's called "stalking"".

"You deal with the nitty gritty, I'll handle the overview."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'