War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).
Military Maestro Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the military maestro? Our collection blends military pride with creative humor, ideal for inspiring those who lead with discipline and a bit of wit. Whether it's mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, find a thoughtful way to honor their service and passion. These gifts are designed to bring a smile to their face and showcase their leadership in style, bridging their military dedication with a creative twist that highlights their personality and achievements.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'
'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'
'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Traffic Management Strategic Group
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
Project Manager Showdown
"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."
"... and come out fighting, boys."
'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'
"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."
'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'
"Home school marching band"
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."
"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."
"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'
The original sundial.
Employees need to be treated like adults...
"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"
"That last customer thinks I should fire you."
'Treat me easy this morning.'
Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'
"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'
"You deal with the nitty gritty, I'll handle the overview."
"Any questions?"
Military Maestro Gifts Collection
Military Maestro Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for military maestros, where humor meets pride in everyday essentials they’ll love to use.
Military Maestro Pillows
Find pillows with witty and proud designs for the military maestro's space. Perfect for adding a touch of personality and comfort to their environment.
Military Maestro Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that celebrate military leadership and creative humor. These art pieces are great for decorating with pride and personality.
Military Maestro T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase military pride with a creative twist. Ideal for the military maestro who wants to wear their leadership with style.