Defense Designer Gifts

dog vs UFO...

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Here's the weak point."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Mission accomplished.

Cyberwarfare

When a nanosecond is forever.

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

The Unknown Military Contractor

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"