Defense Designer Mugs

Sir, they must have known we were going to storm the castle --- It was already weather-proofed!

dog vs UFO...

That's What Happens

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Here's the weak point."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Boomerang

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

Cyberwarfare

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Mission accomplished.

The House Always Wins

How To Cut The Defense Budget

The Thing That Won't Leave

Robo Sapiens

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Bomb Back Better

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

The Unknown Military Contractor

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa