Divot Master Gifts

'Replace divots'

"Tommy!"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Largest Divot Trophy.

Golf Hil Divot

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'What a divot?'

Football - How's my Diving?

'I've lost my voice...'

'Why is a teacher always first on the scene?'

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'What a divot.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Crack