Divot Master T-Shirts

'Replace divots'

"Tommy!"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Largest Divot Trophy.

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Golf Hil Divot

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'What a divot?'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Football - How's my Diving?

'I've lost my voice...'

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

College Football Player Cheat Sheet

'Why is a teacher always first on the scene?'

I like that, Frank! You take a nose dive and keep on smiling!

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."

'What a divot.'

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

'You made that divot deliberately.'

Jane? It's Lars! I told you never to call me here. At work? On the planet Earth.

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Golfers with bumper sticker 'How do you like my DRIVING?'