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'What are they?' 'My prize winning divots!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Largest Divot Trophy.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

RAF plane ride.

Pop Up Pointillism.

Golf Hil Divot

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'What a divot?'

Colombia Peace Talks

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

Olive Branch

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'

'Just remember, Eddie, I've always viewed a big dividend as manna from heaven.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

Kangaroo in a plane.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

The glazed-cruller man (the gingerbread man's less swift, but more delicious cousin) makes a fatal error when he rolls into precinct 14.

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

A cat is stalking the fish tank with goggles on and fork in its hand.