Divot Collector T-Shirts

'And this is my world record divot I was telling you about.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

I only have eyes for you

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Elvis Presley

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Jeff Beck.

The Death of the Blues

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Ozzy Osbourne

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'