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'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Strainspotting

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

If cartoonists fought wars.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Golf Hil Divot

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'What a divot?'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

Wordplay: Graffiti.

I love my family!

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

An emergency broken heart.

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

"Careful...she bites."

'With the proper denture adhesive there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'