Heart Divot Artist Prints

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Strainspotting

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

If cartoonists fought wars.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Golf Hil Divot

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'What a divot?'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Wordplay: Graffiti.

'With the proper denture adhesive there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'You'll be having extensive dental surgery...'

I love my family!

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

"Careful...she bites."

An emergency broken heart.