Divot Enthusiast Prints

'What are they?' 'My prize winning divots!'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Largest Divot Trophy.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

RAF plane ride.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Golf Hil Divot

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Pop Up Pointillism.

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

Colombia Peace Talks

'What a divot?'

Olive Branch

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

Normally, we just write their name on the coffee cup.

'Is it labor day already?'

'Just remember, Eddie, I've always viewed a big dividend as manna from heaven.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Bill's overweight on Krispy Kreme, plus he owns the stock.'

The glazed-cruller man (the gingerbread man's less swift, but more delicious cousin) makes a fatal error when he rolls into precinct 14.

'There goes Tom Daley.'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'