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"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When Engineers Crack.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

Pop Up Pointillism.

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

'Please join us.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Georges Seurat

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"I love it!"

A Break In Music

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"Are you sure you've done this before?"