Connect-the-dots Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Meet our design team."

'Well, I suppose the kid has just joined the company,,,'

To a dotted man: 'Sorry, I am unable to connect you - please try later.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

Primordial Schmooze

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Media Darling.

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"He's networking again!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Puzzle Family

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Please join us.'