Dot-connecting Enthusiast T-Shirts

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Primordial Schmooze

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Media Darling.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"He's networking again!"

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Pop Up Pointillism.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."