Dot-connecting Enthusiast T-Shirts

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

A Highly Networked Staff

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Primordial Schmooze

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Media Darling.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

"He's networking again!"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Morgue for Dot Com Stocks

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Please join us.'