Polka Dot Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I love it!"

Polka Dot Artist

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

"Have a good time, son, but don't expect much in this economy."

"You aren't fooling anyone, Mrs. Beck. We know your daughter has a rash."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Snapshots in Time

Curtsey

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Making it look easy.

"I got a job!"

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Pop Up Pointillism.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

When upholstery attacks

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

The wardrobe of the damned.

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Georges Seurat

Prints in a Gallery.