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'I hope that's all your own work, Spot.'

"The calculus lifestyle was just such a draw for me, careerwise."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Snapshots in Time

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Curtsey

'Happy now?'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

Making it look easy.

"I got a job!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

The wardrobe of the damned.

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

When upholstery attacks