Polka-dot Appreciator T-Shirts

'Dad, will you lend me your apron? My new boyfriend's coming to visit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Brickie's Mate

Snapshots in Time

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I got a job!"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Inventor of Morse Code

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

The Bavarians, scene 1.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

Dueling marionettes.

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Bloody showoff!'

'He's an abstract painter.'

Exploding Dalmatian

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Dress code?"

Colourful Birds

'Trainspotters'

"I love it!"

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"...and this is my better half...!"