Collectible Plate Appreciator T-Shirts

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Brickie's Mate

Snapshots in Time

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Tortured Plank

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Beer

'Hey, we're in style!'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Dueling marionettes.

Maradona memorial.

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"Have you got it in beige?"

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

"After thirty years, that old car of mine is still on the road."

Bertrand Russell.

"Oh, Lucy, I never say anything like this in my whole life..."

"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

"I had just one pint with my lunch!"