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'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

Rembrandt's Selfies

Haunted museum

The drinker.

A Night In the Art Gallery

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Artisanal Pottery

Big Ballet Dancer.

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Now class

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."