Porcelain Plate Admirer Pillows

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'It's slobberin' time!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Oscar Wilde

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"The last doggy bag."

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

The drinker.

Haunted museum

A Night In the Art Gallery

Rembrandt's Selfies

'It was one of the great notes and was played by Beethoven and Lennon.'

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Mr. Picwick in chase of his hat

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Big Ballet Dancer.

"I love what you do with low-hanging fruit!"

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

A man looking at art in a gallery notices a box hidden in a dark corner labeled "Remainders".

Hungry For Art.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Now class