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'He knows how to treat a lady.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Antique silver

Artisanal Pottery

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

I thought I was irrelevant.

You are what you collect.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

'This is the City Museum of Art and it's 2.17.'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

You're fired.

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Bully in the China Shop

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

Runaway Crisis Center.

Clock dreams of being digital.

"What is it with saucepans and your son Ned, Mrs Kelly?"

Vibes: Good/Badl

"I'm putting my trust in you, Colin..."

Gladiators.