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Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

A Zircon Is Forever

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Posh Easter Egg

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Artisanal Pottery

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

A feast in a hospital bed.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

"Cool bling bro!"

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

Cultured Pearls

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.