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"I want something that will really wow her should she happen to look up from her phone."

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

Material girl.

Woman looking into a jewellery shop window is left holding just a coat

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"I didn't know you were spiritual."

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Golden Calf

"How much would that be in Twinkies?"

"I want to break up with him, but I'd like to maintain a relationship with the engagement ring."

Bony Dog

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'It wasn't my fault. I was looking at some watches when the jeweller told me to take my time.'

Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'...Longer football season...sports car...promotion...'

"It's one of our most popular rentals."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Dog Bling. First I got a tag with a phone number

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A Zircon Is Forever

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin