Silverware Seekers T-Shirts

Some people are especially pleased to find a fork in the road.

'Now that's an afro!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

I love Museum Shops

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Antique silver

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."