Silverware Seekers T-Shirts

Some people are especially pleased to find a fork in the road.

'Now that's an afro!'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

I love Museum Shops

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Antique silver

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"You and your stones collection!"