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International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Shoe addict.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dolphin

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Question authority"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"We're luckier than most people..."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."