Spring Seeker T-Shirts

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Spring: The Return of the Prodigal Sun

"I hope having to chisel through all that ice doesn't negatively affect his prediction for an early spring."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Spring Delayed

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park