Spring Seeker Mugs

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Spring: The Return of the Prodigal Sun

"I hope having to chisel through all that ice doesn't negatively affect his prediction for an early spring."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Waiting for the first day of spring is like tracking a package being delivered to your door. You know when it will be there but it's still very exciting when it actually arrives!

"Fall back...spring ahead."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

Spring Delayed

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Happy Hour

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

French wine

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'