Spring Surprise Seeker T-Shirts

Tortoise and Hedgehog awake from hibernation in same bed after pre hibernation party.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Ah, spring!

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Ski kicker.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Woah - random!"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."