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"Thank YOU Amazon!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

The star hunters

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

New York Netherworld

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bird Bath.

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Children's questions

"Woah - random!"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"