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"Thank YOU Amazon!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

The star hunters

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

New York Netherworld

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Bird Bath.

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Your mascara is running."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Children's questions

"Woah - random!"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Special Delivery!'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'