Silver Seeker Mugs

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Shoe addict.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dolphin

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Question authority"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'