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'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

Beach con-man.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Shoe addict.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I don't know who you are!"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dolphin

Climate change

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'No surf?'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Skier.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Freezing

"I spy something blue."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'