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'I want to go to my co-worker's secret vacation spot - it's warm, the sand is silver, and the ocean there is the color of Fred Yomp's eyes.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I don't know who you are!"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Segregated Beach

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dolphin

Climate change

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'No surf?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Skier.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Freezing

"I spy something blue."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'