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'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

"I found the surfers on the West Coast to be intellectually flaccid."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Cover your eyes.'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

A hydrant, can't you dogs do it behind a dune just like all the others?

'No surf?'

Segregated Beach

"There's nothing like the feeling of sand between your toes. Although, now that I'm back, I should probably shower."

Beach con-man.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Sun Worship

Skier.

"I spy something blue."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Freezing

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'