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You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Sauvignon Bonk

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The Wishing Well

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Tango

Fred Astaire

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"Try a danged head shot!"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Let's all be fairies.