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You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Hooray for Bollywood!

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Tango

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Let's all be fairies.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.