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A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Rocket.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

"I'm not happy."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How oysters get engaged.

Business of Finger-pointing

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Coastguard

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Single men in Tahiti

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."