Pearl Hunting T-Shirts

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Treasure Island Book.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

How oysters get engaged.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"I'm not happy."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"You wanna put that back?"

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.