Pearl Hunting T-Shirts

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Dept. of the Treasury

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Missing Easter Egg

'These new metal detectors are great!'

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.