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Pernalogist

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I'm not happy."

How oysters get engaged.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

"You wanna put that back?"

Ladies who lunch.

Well, where's the last place you had it?

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Birth of Darth Vader

'How was your luck, dear?'

The herd of hearing.

Pearly Queen Gates

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Clam attack!!!

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

Plank

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

Sloane Ranger.

"Really? She's clearly had some work done."

The Mood Ring

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."