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Pernalogist

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

How oysters get engaged.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Ladies who lunch.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'How was your luck, dear?'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Birth of Darth Vader

The herd of hearing.

Pearly Queen Gates

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Clam attack!!!

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Plank

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Sloane Ranger.

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

"Really? She's clearly had some work done."

The Mood Ring

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'