Pearls T-Shirts

"I'm not happy."

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Pernalogist

"You wanna put that back?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Do you like my bling?

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

How oysters get engaged.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Ladies who lunch.

Birth of Darth Vader

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

Pearly Queen Gates

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

Clam attack!!!

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"Yes, it is a beautiful ring, Derek. It looks just like the one from the big jewellery heist, last week."

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Crown Jewels

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."