Pearl Collector T-Shirts

They kept all the pearls because they were very shellfish.

Clam attack!!!

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'This is faux pearl...'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I'm not happy."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

How oysters get engaged.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Ladies who lunch.

Birth of Darth Vader

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You and your stones collection!"

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'