Pearl Collector Prints

They kept all the pearls because they were very shellfish.

Clam attack!!!

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

'This is faux pearl...'

'Teenagers!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I'm not happy."

How oysters get engaged.

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Ladies who lunch.

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Well, where's the last place you had it?

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Dig Site. Frank, I've found some new fossils! They were undercovered next to relics, which indicate there was a society of advanced dinosaurs! Cups and saucers were found with the tea-rex fossils. The rap-tor was next to oversized jewelry. And the bronzesaurus bones were found with a tanning bed! That's incredible, Ernie! Hah! April fools! I guess it's fitting that Ernie get to April Fools day a little ahead of everybody else!

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Birth of Darth Vader

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

"You and your stones collection!"

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar