Pearl Hunters T-Shirts

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

How oysters get engaged.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"I'm not happy."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"You wanna put that back?"

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Ladies who lunch.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Well, where's the last place you had it?

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Birth of Darth Vader

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Claw Machine Head

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Clam attack!!!

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'That's his Nobel Peace Prize -- he captured it from the King of Sweden.'

Clam has string tied to doorknob pulling pearl out like tooth.

"Don't fret, lassie, I brought my own shovel."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

"He definitely loves auditing our treasures: He'll make a good accountant later on..."

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

Mudlarking