Sparkle Seekers T-Shirts

Let's all be fairies.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Disco Bunny.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

You just keep giving.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

Chess on TV

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Matador.