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"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Frog in the puddles.

Emergency exit into Space

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Eva Mendez

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Let's all be fairies.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Five minutes, General."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

You've got to admire his spunk.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."