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"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Frog in the puddles.

Emergency exit into Space

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Let's all be fairies.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Five minutes, General."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"