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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Protest

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Emergency exit into Space

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Dolphin

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"I spy something blue."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

Death takes a holiday.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

A Discreet Hint.

"We're luckier than most people..."