Star Seekers Mugs

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Protest

Emergency exit into Space

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Eva Mendez

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Astronaut

Life in the fastest lane.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Death takes a holiday.

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"We're luckier than most people..."

A Discreet Hint.