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'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Emergency exit into Space

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Eva Mendez

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Cosmology marches on. . .

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Cherub on a cloud

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Chess on TV

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Space: Property of No-One

Matador.

"Five minutes, General."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

Budget Opticians.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Alien Optician.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."