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"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Meditation

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'