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"Stop following me! Go discover a crater or something."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Rocket.

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

Moon Cave

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

'I can't help it, I love the taste of rabbit.'

Mind Island

Le Roi Kong

Loch Ness.

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

Dinosaur Wishbone

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"I'm still looking, sir."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

"I just worry that it's affecting our work."

'I'm not surprised they're extinct!'

'Looks almost humanoid.'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

Winning Through Bipedalism

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

"Just what is it you think the gods are trying to say?"