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'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The discovery of electricity...

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

'It's an antique!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Professor, this changes everything."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Mammoth Posing

"Oooh... bacon!"

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

I don

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"Crap. I overslept."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"Gesundheit!"

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."