Crater Explorer T-Shirts

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Origami Society...

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

The discovery of electricity...

An early space launch attempt.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Diving Cat.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars Poppins

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!