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Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the hell took so long?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Origami Society...

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

An early space launch attempt.

The discovery of electricity...

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Diving Cat.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'It's an antique!'